Blogging From McDonalds

Hello everyone, It's been a while since I posted a hilarious antic...............well ladies and gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for. I have, with much help, decided to take a different style of blogging and here it is, Blogging From Randam Places In The World. So, without further adeiu. We start our journey at the most popular place in the ol' U.S. of A. MCDONALDS!!!!!!

Im telling you all the truth when I say this, I love McDonalds, I mean, who dosent? Because McDonalds is the nicest place in Union County, it makes it a great experience to feast on delicious chow and whoop some one at touch screen miniature golf. It is family friendly but the down side about new McDonalds is they forgot to put an awesome snake and dirty diaper infested ball pit there. But its all good.

Well Im going to share with you a typical McDonalds experience for me. I walk in and after I greet and talk to the teens of Union I strut to the register with one thing in mind, BIG MAC. In my Biblical imagination I believe the Big Mac will be served at the marriage supper of the lamb. It is heavenly and its only the daily amount of calories you are supposed to have. McDonalds is the epitomy of the word un-nutritious, but Americans still feast there multiple times a week. Ok, so after i recieve my tray I go and fill my large cup with a refreshing Coca Cola, also a marriage supper of the lamb beverage. Whew, I am getting full, but not full enough. So I top my coke off and order an amazing Oreo McFlurry.

Thank you McDonalds for making 73% of America obese. But I said it once and I will say it 1000 times, we love you McDonalds.