Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Blogging from Tommy Mann's Couch Sitting Next to the Most Awesome Person Ever... Alicia Mann

As I view the Ed, Edd and Eddie re-run at the Mann household there was an enticing question posed. Why dont you blog from my couch? I was like Tommy that idea rocks......literally. So I grabbed the mac and were off.

There are so many memories I have experienced at the Mann household. Like risking my life for the bi-annual "Christmas Lights Hanging" followed by a Farr burger. I can vaguely remember the first time I layed eyes on the Mann's. It was such a sight to see. They were such an exstatic family. I also remember the time Alicia told me she would pay me a whopping 5 bucks for a long day of hot, spine busting work, and the generous man I am, I gave in to the proposition. I also remember the frequent bonfires, also a great experience by a boisterous fire. Every time I lay eyes on the jolly Jane Bangles and the dead bushes that expired from my work last year. I have enjoyed blogging from Tommy's house so good bye for now. These are the antics signing off.

P.S. This couch is very comfortable.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Blogging From McDonalds

Hello everyone, It's been a while since I posted a hilarious antic...............well ladies and gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for. I have, with much help, decided to take a different style of blogging and here it is, Blogging From Randam Places In The World. So, without further adeiu. We start our journey at the most popular place in the ol' U.S. of A. MCDONALDS!!!!!!

Im telling you all the truth when I say this, I love McDonalds, I mean, who dosent? Because McDonalds is the nicest place in Union County, it makes it a great experience to feast on delicious chow and whoop some one at touch screen miniature golf. It is family friendly but the down side about new McDonalds is they forgot to put an awesome snake and dirty diaper infested ball pit there. But its all good.

Well Im going to share with you a typical McDonalds experience for me. I walk in and after I greet and talk to the teens of Union I strut to the register with one thing in mind, BIG MAC. In my Biblical imagination I believe the Big Mac will be served at the marriage supper of the lamb. It is heavenly and its only the daily amount of calories you are supposed to have. McDonalds is the epitomy of the word un-nutritious, but Americans still feast there multiple times a week. Ok, so after i recieve my tray I go and fill my large cup with a refreshing Coca Cola, also a marriage supper of the lamb beverage. Whew, I am getting full, but not full enough. So I top my coke off and order an amazing Oreo McFlurry.

Thank you McDonalds for making 73% of America obese. But I said it once and I will say it 1000 times, we love you McDonalds.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Blogging From School!

As I mentioned in the "about me" section of my profile, that I go to the smallest school ever A.K.A. Union Christian Day School. With this school I can fetch an extravagant education but also be in a safe Christian environment. With the small size of the school I have much research and computer time.
I was consulting with Johnny on what we should do with the pre-lunch time. He offered some ear tickling ideas like watching Call of Duty videos on YouTube. I said "Johnny, we do that every day." So I decided, Hey, what better thing to do than improve my blogging skills. Even though Mrs. Pruitt is constantly in my ear "Hey, Andrew, what is that thing you are on?" I reply, "Mrs. Pruitt, it's called a computer." Its ok because spare time is spare time, plus its Friday and there is no homework.
Well, to tell you a little bit about a day at "The Rock" A.K.A. Union Christian Day School. We start at first period, which in this troubling semester is Algebra II. I could have never agreed with Tommy more when he told me that he has yet to use Algebra in life. Then we move to the next useless period, Biology with Captain D. She started talking to a guy named Phil today, the funny thing is, there isn't a student in our class named Phil. Well, after we finish cutting up unborn pigs, we move to third period. Wow, these are starting to rack up. But anyway, third and maybe my most favorite period, weightlifting. We go in there with two purposes, #1:Get Ripped, #2:Get ripped while ticking Bennett off. If those two rules get completed, its a successful day. Then we walk back over from the hash house to find history class, well we dont have to find it because there are only seven doors on our hallway. It is also history period right now. Which explains why I am in here. Its February and we have 5 pages left in our history book and she still thinks we are behind. Well then Mrs. Pruitt, you need to stop at Mrs. Todds for a little math lesson. Ha, I'm kidding. Then after history we go to my favorite period of the day, LUNCH. Lunch is awesome, need I say anymore. Then post-lunch is English class with Mrs. Redman, then more blogging time in Computer Lit. Then band with Mr. Cooper, then whew, my school day is finally over.
Well, that was a brief summary of my day, well, maybe not brief but it was my day. I will catch you all later. Reporting from "The Rock", this is Andrew's Antics signing off.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

My First Blog!

As I sit and ponder why I let Tommy Mann and Bud Moss influence me to get a blogspot I don't really know what to say. As I carefully disect a well constructed Musing I strive for the best to see what will come out of this.
Some of you may wonder why I chose Andrew's Antics as the name of my blogs. But I thought about many names and knew I could probably never top Bud Moss's Musings so I picked a peppy and festive name, I hope I can live up to the name and give you guys some great antics.
Well my brain is already fried from my first blog so Im going to go think about the first antic to share with all of you. Goodnight and God Bless.